This was probably my first story for the boys, in a poor attempt to get them to tidy up after themselves. (Spoiler, it didn’t work) I think they were 8/9 at the time…
In a deep dark cave,
was a place you only go,
if you’re feeling very brave.
The cave was very messy
and had a sort of gloom,
It belonged, you see to dragons,
it was a pair’s bedroom.
The Dragons names were Jason,
and Daniel, though its fairly,
safe to say these dragons,
werent particularly scary.
Their cave was filled with treasure,
(not neatly kept at all),
it covered most of the floor,
and it reached up to the walls.
But you’d have to be a nutter,
to tell a pair of dragons,
to tidy up their clutter.
So their treasure got too messy,
since they wouldnt lend a hand,
and rumours of the treasure,
spread across the land.
Soon adventurers came visiting,
(not at night, but during the day),
and while the pair were sleeping,
took the treasure right away.
Dan and Jason woke up early,
and let out a painful cry,
their treasure pile had gone away,
whilst asleep they both did lie.
and thought they they had been,
very silly dragons, for not keeping,
their room clean.
in their cave so far away,
“why this room is sparkling clean”,
is what you’re sure to say.
and their cave is adventurer free.
because they make sure every night,
that their bedroom is tidy.